These are the ACTUAL worst self defense videos of all time
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It’s like an episode of Dora the explorer for self defence… and for children 😂
That moment when your AWARENESS and INSIGHT level increases 🧊
0:41 아우 아우 앍!
Are you being attacked by a guy in a leather jacket? iT's NoT A pRoBLeM AnYMorE!
Nobody gonna talk about that guy's imprint
In defense of the girl who jumped on his shoulders: a properly executed boxed ears move is very effective at discombobulating
Andrew Tate: you see girl is the good one and men are bad
1:16 oh NOO!!!
Me zoning out in class: 👁👄👁
My brain:This is fine
Jacksepticeye moments that live rent free in my head: LAUGH
If the video was better by troomtroom the self defence hacks could actually work
Apparently every attacker is under 100 pounds and can get rag dolled like a child
Omg i was hoping hw'd look at troom troom
Havin' meme time withdrawal lol Thanks for punchin the depression in the face. Yes I know it's not meme time, close enough though.
You know sometimes you have to defend yourself if someone is trying to kill you and if it comes down to their life or mine. Well that's easy. So why freak about about the gun in the end.
Jack: hits whiteboard with microphone
YouTube: How about an ad for therapy?
me: dies of laughter
Love the leather cameo guy
Here lies jacksepeticeye, death by having a conniption from watching stupid self defense videos 🤣🤣🤣
Believe it or not those hitting spots actually work. But they need to work on some of the TECNIQE
The second one could work if they did it right
Two things that do actually work is acting like you’re REALLY REALLY into it, or acting off your mind (crazy af), they dont find that attractive and will probably just decide ‘no thanks.’ Ive heard a story of someone doing this and it worked for them.
If you do another product video watch The Jizzle 😂😂
Hahaha, this is really something else! I've dabbled in self defense and martial arts for a few years now, and while I'm definitely not an expert, I know enough that the shown video is borderline offense to me! Loved watching those reactions though, this video's great!
Or why don’t you just… kick em I’m the groin
reminds me of cheesy pron videos 😛
If u read this comment u MAY fly
Want happened to kicking them in the family jewels
Silly Jack. We all know that Troom Troom is simply trying to promote the Bittenbinder Method™ in which you fend off kidnappers by chewing up a tab of Alka Seltzer you carry with you at all times, creating a "Foaming-At-The-Mouth" appearance, that makes it look like you have rabies. Now you've thrown him off his rhythm. Then you reach into his jacket pocket where you have planted a gram of coke and go "WOAH! What the fuck is THIS?" And he goes "THAT'S NOT MIIINE, I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE" You go "Boo-hoo, it's in your jacket, and you're doing 2 to 10 and your kids are going into social services!" Now HE'S crying! Then you grab a telephone book, and you BEAT him on the torso with it, cuz as any Chicago cop'll tell ya, "A Phone Book Doesn't Leave Bruises!" And then the news reporter closes with;
"…Well, that was 7-year-old John Mulaney, currently being sued for police brutality."
bruh those large statues tho, where did you get them
"Now you've thrown him off his rhythm" made me think about John Mulaney's Street Smarts bit!
4:25 This technically 'works', it is a bad version of a karate move- if you catch a round kick in this way its still gonna go full force into your ribs, and you need to put your weight into the sweep theyre not simply just gonna fall
gets attacked in the middle of the day
them LeArN kArAtE
me gun?
Newest matrix
what ? I have to look to defence my self ? this is awful
what happened if the roder had a knife on him
i know how to fight
these are crappy and not the best
Who remembers the floppy banana
That’ll throw him off his rhythm. He’s not gonna know how to fight back with two little sneakers coming at him. STREET SMARTS!
The kick works but lower down
Jake, I forgot how to spell laugh in school and sung the laugh song in my head
What I do is scream the 1 word that makes qhoever is near you leave and draw attention
You do the splits better me because I am horrible at it