Raft has a new captain! Me. I’m the Captain.
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He’s mad with power
6:20 "From your hose?"👁👄👁
man distractible really ruined everything
Why did the captain become a king lol
I do hate all the captain bullish tho
If i had the choice I would have mark as a teacher
Why does Mark sound like the Markified version of Gman
Marks headphones: flexible
My headphones: breakable
this entire video i was just constantly googling the words that came out of mark's mouth. "libidinous" "untowards" specifically
are you in fighting me about in fighting? -2 points
37 minutes of pure commitment to the bit
I love how they say being captain is meaningless but as soon as mark starts handing out points they start bending to his will and doing everything while mark fishes off the side
I love how Mark literally looked at the watermelons and continued onto his night lol
i love how mark cant hang out with bob and wade without points being involved somehow
6:10
17:30
27:35
The "YOU. DID. FIND. THOSE. SEEDS." and continuing with "Hey captain look what else you found" killed me 😭💀
The way this captain voting pointing system goes from random to there's a rule, the rule is there is no rule
They went from sarcasm to groveling real quick
Wade and Bob: Throws death threats and insults each other
Mark: That is delicious watermelon.
Umm what's that about bob saying "im fine now that I'm nourished by your nuts " seems sus
That’s a 1 point for the potatoes
the whole captain points thing is hilarious, just like Distractible
Hahhaha! Bob: now that i am nourished by your nuts 🤣
15:14 is a jo Jo's reference
Mark accidentally acting like Stede Bonnet the gentleman pirate (an actual historical pirate) is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Well, admittedly a caricature of who he was lmao
anyone else watching markiplier drunk AF?
i love that they’re using the same sound for captain points as they use for points in distractible
the whisper bit is the best bit by far lmaoo. Bob whispering to himself at the end was top tier
Where is the "hello everyone my name is Markiplier
DOUG DIMIDONE
Definitely enjoy the lil UA nuggets every now and then 🥲
I used to have this stupid system in my group. We were on the brink of war. Please remove this stupid captain system mark, don't break the friendship
Wade – I delivered you watermelons
Mark – where are they?
10:33 literally says "Pick up watermelons"
Who would have thought this video would end up in a ghost video as someone watches it on their tv 😂
Wade: one bite away from death
Bob: excuses of a coward
28:30 Nourished from Cap's nuts
i love how creepy of a captain mark immediatly turns into
omg he said unus annus
The outhouse is the new Spitoon Throne
12:50 Cap'n Mark pretending those weren't the ones wades gave to him
24:15 "watch your captain use his mighty arms to rescue us from certain doom.." accidentally drops paddle "
I threw it in the ocean!!!"
17:30 "put it to a vote, aye or yes"
Whyyyyyyy is it that watching the 3 of you playing a game that's so simple brings me so much joy 😂😂😂😂 I kinda wish you 3 would do more adventures in The Forest
😊😊
But i thought we were The captain "in in space with markiplier
Bob and Wade: We don't have to listen to the captain
Also Bob and Wade: Doing everything they can to please the captain and get captain points