The funniest tiktoks I could find since the last time I did one of these videos.
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More HILARIOUS videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMS2aLBjAE&list=PLDDWJE67F2G9H0nLSMe8DbYf26W3EBdNB
Edited by: https://twitter.com/tr8ss
First Appear On This Channel
Hey jack, know you probably won't see this, I'm not popular enough for you to even acknowledge me, but I cannot wait for your god of war ragnarok series! Keep up the good vids man!
i lost hope in humanity years ago, this child solidifies it 3:00
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fuck children – Andrew Tate
Yeu can gohm ta wisconsin fer a cheese wheel
7:32 I think Jack went full Irish and I love it. God bless you Sean.
Am I the only one who can genuinely taste a difference between chocolate and red velvet?
That was very funny
Helloooooo! Could I trouble you for a spoot of tea?
the first one sounds like a cartoon, where it goes quiet, to loud, then back to quiet.
You know what? I am that baby who was rolling down that rolling slide. That is how clumsy I am. And I am unashamed. I can be that graceful too. Just fall and act like I did it on purpose.
His eyes are so blue 💙 💕😘
Love you gave for Brittany was so endearing. I completely agree ❤🎉😊
I didn't mean to comment that
Hold on so when the part that the kid fell over eating his soul left his body he just died there like I don't know
I was embarrassed that I didn’t know that red velvet was just chocolate with food colouring, but then I realised that I’ve never tried red velvet… so…
When I was put under for wisdom teeth removal (yes, I had to be put under for it, because of trauma), my mother (she came along, also because of my trauma) was in the room with me, and the nurse kept talking to both of us just going "Do you know what you want to do after school?" and stuff like that, and evetually said something about how she has a daughter my age, while calling me a girl in the same sentence.
The last thing I did, before I passed out, was out myself as trans, to the entire room, while swearing like a sailor.
When I woke up again, everyone thought I was having a panic attack, while I was actually just crying because I dreamt that I was finally picking up my partner from the airport.
You can have dreams while out under, that are so wonderful, you actually wind up mourning them once you wake up.
I may have been away too long….Jack no longer high fives us with an energetic "TOP O THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!!!"……I miss it.
Woke up from my shoulder surgery to the nurse in absolute hysterics. Seriously concerned as to what happened 😅
Omfg, I did not expect to see Jeremy Fragrance here. I knew he has content in English but that was still a surprise. Dude is an infamous legend on YouTube Germany and I'm glad the rest of the world has access to the utter bullshit he says.
There's an interview with Jeremy (unfortunately only in German) that had to be split into two parts because it's basically just Jeremy rambling about stupid shit for like an hour straight with sometimes a question being asked to him. In that interview Jeremy literally recommends that people should try out a little bit of coke because it is, according to him, completely harmless. This man is wild unhinged.
Kids with British or Irish accents sound so mature.
I miss GameShark, why'd you have to show their icon for the one video 😭
It's because it's red chocolate and cream cheese instead of chocolate and icing! Let ne have red velvet
Being the driver for a parent who wasn’t put completely under and isn’t really in pain is so funny, especially if they don’t remember. Getting to tell someone what they did and watch their reactions is wonderful.
Story Time from when I was 23: My mom had me order takeout, and she wanted to pick up her favorite iced tea while we waited for the food. I placed the order and started backing up. Mind you, I was trying to be careful with her. She asked, “Where are you going? P.F. Chang’s is right there.” I told her, “To Bill Millers for tea.” Her response, “Oh, I thought you were skipping that because you’re driving so damn slow.” (I had moved a mere 200 feet.)
We stopped at CVS because she demanded that she needed magazines that day from their “crappy, small selection.” She got supplies for her wound, pool toys for our cousins, and the BTS Activity Fanbook for me (bc “Why not?”).
My mom saw me looking at it and recommended that I “make one of those Catholic bracelets and put your boys [the BTS members] on it instead of the saints. OH! And you could sell it on Etsy!” I was floored by her being so out of pocket and remembering Etsy’s name. Through fits of painful laughter, I managed to say, “What?! I could probably do it, but why?” “Because you love them.” “Yeah, but we’re not even Catholic! Well, I guess that makes it better, but STILL! We may be Protestant heathens, but that seems disrespectful!” By that point, my eyes had overflown with tears. My mom and I were crying laughing in a CVS.
She had enough of her wits to have me buy some items separately, so we could use the first receipt’s coupons.
The next day, I realized she didn’t remember anything after leaving the doctor’s office. I told her about how bitchy she was while I was driving. My mom had completely forgotten that she had eaten in my car.
She apparently had been pissed at me the night before, thinking “Katy didn’t even buy me food after I had surgery? Surgery?! What a bitch. P. F. Chang’s is RIGHT THERE! She could’ve at least gotten me tea.”
I said, “Bitch, I did! We even went shopping at CVS. You just don’t remember because you were high af. You had me put the leftovers in your fridge.”
“Dammit!” She had found the leftovers and threw them out the night before thinking they were old. She found mysterious takeout from the restaurant she was mad I “didn’t” get her food from in the same night, and didn’t even question it. Her high lasted a looong time.
I told her about the patron saints of BTS bracelet and the BTS magazine she bought me. “I bought you WHAT?!” I pulled the activity book out of the bag and asked, “Did you think I bought this myself?” She didn’t even recognize it.
I’m so happy that Brittany Broski keeps being hilarious even in Trixie Mattel’s videos. It would have been a waste of comedic genius if she had chosen her job or was just The Kombucha Girl
There’s flight or fight or freeze, but when I was little (and I knew my brother was around the corner ready to scare me), I fell straight down in fright. He jumped out and yelled, and I just collapsed on top of myself
So remember when you said you freeze when you do fight or flight that's actually the third one that not much people do lol
What happened to “top o the morning to ya laddies?
I miss “whapush. TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO…”
Thank you for the gem that is Jeremy Fragrance without context
Just to be clear, Red Velvet IS different from chocolate, and it's not just the red food coloring. It has vinegar mixed with the cocoa, which makes the cake (or whatever is flavored with it) more bitter and less sweet. It also tends to be a heavier cake.
What’s Charlie’s channel name I can’t find it
Not me drinking coffee and watching this at 10:30 in the morning…not at all…
12:30 is probably my favorite from this video, the reaction at the end is so funny to me, just the second it takes to realize what that actually means.